Scene 1: Electrician
Meet Mark the Spark.
He's a real live wire, and he's out on another outrageously priced house call. He's a dab hand at plugging things in, and when you're at work he likes to keep his massive tool in your wives box…

Scene 2:
Sales Woman
Door-to-Door salespeople are parasites at the best of times.
They prey on the Elderly and the insanely bored, selling them things that they will never use.
This little lady is always on top of her game though, and knows exactly what your wife needs to get her through the long and lonely day…

Scene 3: Milkman
The noble Milky.
Delivering Milk and children that don't look like their father's since Pony met Trap.
With a doff of cap and wink of eye, these lusty fellows give your wife a good seeing to whilst you are busy working to pay off her obscene credit card bill. Ungrateful cow.

Scene 4:
Mechanics
The craftiest of all trades people.
This poor Punter is about to be screwed in more ways than one, because although this greasy girl knows exactly how to handle a tool, she knows absolutely f**k all about cars…

Scene 5:
Plumber
No one seems to want to be a plumber these days… not surprising really, when you consider that the main stay of their workload involves pipes that transport s**t.
They are also paid handsomely for their trouble, and sometimes people just can't afford to take the plunge…

Beware, Beware, rogue traders are everywhere.
So next time the Electric goes, or your toilet gets blocked, take Relish's advice.
Stick your hand down the toilet yourself!

PLEASE NOTE:
18 certificate films are different from R18 films.

R18 films can only be purchased from licensed high street sex shops and cannot be purchased by mail order and contain scenes of hardcore sex including penetration.

Although 18 certificate films are intended to stimulate and arouse and will contain strong sexual story lines and sex scenes they will not contain scenes of penetrative sex and are generally cut versions of the R18 film available.